StoryA young woman named Amber loved making art, and practiced writing all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical books, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Clovis, and a portrait of James Patterson that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby dog for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in writing to create the most beautiful deviation depicting stories reading anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, dog!"
WereMightyena Rant 'Free Will'*The camera pans in to show a WereMightyena with his footpaws up on his desk*Hello, and welcome to another WereMightyena Rant. I'm the WereMightyena with Rage, as always.Now, I'd like to discuss the topic of so-called "Free Will". We all have it, right? Freedom to say, draw, write, do whatever? Wrong. Very few people have that privilege. Mainly married adults. You see, as a human child, I found myself limited by the desires of my parents. Do this, this, and this. Don't say this, don't write this, don't draw that. It frustrated the HELL out of me. Most children are not allowed to say their opinion, create things that they can create, or do what they do best.Now, I know, this seems harsh, but this is ridiculous. The U.S. Constitution doesn't apply to you until you are a legal adult. Until then, you are at your parents mercy. This is unfair, and often stupid. Children cannot protest any rules that the parents make, cannot object to any decisions, and are unable to make their own plans!
WereMightyena Rant: 'Deaf' People*The camera pans in to show a Weremightyena with his bare footpaws on a desk*Hello, and welcome to the new rant show, A Mighty Rage. I'm your host, the WereMightyena with rage.*Subtext appears on the screen: "Inspired by the Werebelushi with Shades"*Today I will talk about so called "Deaf" people. You know, the ones who seem to REFUSE to hear our advice, even when we know WHAT THE HECK WE ARE DOING! Ahem. Sorry. As I was saying...we've all met them. Whether online or in real life, they irritate the H-E-double toothpicks out of us. We try to offer them HELPFUL advice, useful tips, and from-the-battlefield information, but are all too often met with some of these GEMS:"Fuck off." "Go fuck yourself, I know what I'm doing." "Bitch, please, like I'd follow a n00b's advice!" "*Insert rude name here*" "You suck, GTFO of this game!"All this, and MORE, and we the good players are just trying to HELP!Personally, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF IT! I JUST WANT TO SHRED THEM AND RIP THEM AND KI-*Exp
MonstersThe monsters hiding, hidden inside,cowering from good, from light they hide.The beasts within, feral and foul,The darkness calls, torn souls howl.We all have one, a secret part,the little dark corner, in our heart.But life goes on, until the time,The monster's free, and ends this rhyme.